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End of the Week Conversation at Work

When you are single, but you feel like the love guru, so you start dishing out advice about things you have no clue about. This is one of my software developers getting advice from clearly the wrong person haha. Hopefully, he won’t “fall” for her. We’ll know soon enough.

And lady, whoever you are, please don’t take my best man away and his precious valuable time. I need him to solve some of those “head-banging” software bugs.

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Planning for the future?

Text on Ad: Planning ahead? Start thinking about the future before the present. Join the Westpac Kiwisaver Scheme. Text on shirt: A man is not a financial plan.

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Universal Truth about Sun Rise…

“Universal truth about sun rising in the east…Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates…So the moral of the story is…Education kills our common sense!”

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What your boss might NOT consider as a joke?

My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke…I attached payslip on the first slide…

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Need a lot of power to transport this…

You need a lot of power to carry that small toy truck around…